For Friday the 13th: have you ever received a comment that scared you?
Fortunately, I have not received any scary or threatening comments. The one marriage proposal was only slightly alarming. However, I was fairly certain that no one was going to show up on my doorstep with an engagement ring. If that had happened, I would have been worried.
Is it scarier that no one is proposing to me? I think I will survive. What if the zombie apocalypse happens? What am I supposed to do with a diamond ring? A ring would not be very useful. Diamonds could be useful on the end of a pole or pitchfork. It would have to be a lot of diamonds. I don’t think I have the heart to use diamonds like that anyway. I’ll just keep the garden tool that is already bent out of shape. You guys can keep your baubles. Bring me a can opener, a jar of peanut butter and a supply of toothpaste. Maybe a goat too.