I should never be allowed to go to the store alone when I’m sick. It was a long night of coughing and watching Hugh Jackman movies.
So after dropping the kid off at school, I had to buy cough medicine. Tea and honey were not going to cut it.
However, I needed a chaperone because I have forgotten how to read. I meant to buy cough drops. What in the hell are throat drops?
Also, I tried to go home in someone else’s car. I only noticed that it wasn’t mine because of the AAA sticker offering a reward if the car was stolen. The reward was for much more than my car is worth.
Is anyone availàble for cháperoning duties?