What can I say about myself that you don’t know?
I have been underestimated by most people and still came out on top. I was at the bottom once. It wasn’t the place for me.
Few people saw what the person underneath all of the eyeliner, bubblegum and lipstick. The ones that did know me would say that I was funny. Some would say that I was a good friend. Hopefully, they will say that I was an even better friend when I was I returned from the bottom.
I was a daughter, a mother, girlfriend, human, introvert, bitch.
I was a little standoffish. A little bit snarky. Some would say that I could be kind of a bitch but whatever. My own mother said so. She meant it in nice way. I’m not sure what that means exactly. We just laughed and moved on with being bitches.
Please tell the pterodactyl man, Big C and anyone else that I’ve offended that I’m sorry that I’m not sorry.
Most people didn’t expect someone so quiet to have such a sharp tongue. Fooled you!
I’ve been a survivor up until now. I think I’ll keep on surviving in the next life. Right now, I’m somewhere laughing about getting the last laugh.