Thanks to this box of loveliness from Jergens, I smell rich. I’ve never smelled like I’m rich before.
My boyfriend was like, “I haven’t been around rich people too much.” I responded with, “I went to the country club that one time.”
We don’t know how to act around rich people. Now we don’t have to! I can just bring the lotion along with us and BAM! It’s like money on our skin. No one will know that we’re not wealthy. They’ll just know that I smell fabulous. Seriousl, it really does smell fabulous.
* I did get this box of loveliness for free in exchange for doing a blog post. This probably isn’t what they had in mind. *