My Neighbor Suspects that I’m a Vampire

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A few days ago, I was trying on this super dark lipstick. It’s basically charcoal grey. My teenager should be “borrowing” it any day now.

It gives me the total vampire/Wednesday Addams look. This the season. Halloween is soon and I cannot wait obviously.

Of course, this is the day that my neighbor decides to stop by for introductions.

Did I mention the larger than life pigtails? My hair is growing and so the pigtails are expanding.

My appearance probably took him by surprise. Who expects a 40 something Wednesday Addams and possible vampire to answer the door?

Neighbors don’t usually bring cookies for their vampire neighbors. They usually bring holy water, stakes (not steaks though) and the rest of the Welcome Wagon (aka a mob).

The cookies were excellent! We’re definitely going to their house for trick or treat.

. . . For the candy.

. . . . Not to suck their blood.

That would be rude.

“Just a small town girl – living in a lonely world.” Concert tickets are practically essential. Musicals are the key to life. I like movies, music,books, and corny jokes.

26 Comments

  1. LOL, love it! Sounds like my family. Last year I used “temporary” orange hair dye for Halloween and did jack-O-lantern face make up. Having white hair, the dye stained my hair orange and it took almost until xmas before it finally came out. Needless to say the neighbors were able to confirm their suspicions that I am a bit of a nut case. 😀

    1. holley4734 – “Just a small town girl – living in a lonely world.” Concert tickets are practically essential. Musicals are the key to life. I like movies, music,books, and corny jokes.
      holley4734 says:

      That is funny! 🙂 My mom used something greasy like vaseline so she could have hair like Elvis for Halloween. It takes awhile for that to come out. But on the plus side, she had super shiny hair

      1. Oh that’s good! I let my hair grow one year and went as Beetlejuice. My daughter came up with some homemade glue/mousse that had my hair spiked so badly I just shaved my head. 🙂

  2. lol…………so cool. When I first moved into our neighbourhood I ran an art studio and there were always people coming and going, their neighbours thought we were selling drugs………until someone finally got up the courage to ask what was going on! lol………..vampires in pigtails love it

    1. holley4734 – “Just a small town girl – living in a lonely world.” Concert tickets are practically essential. Musicals are the key to life. I like movies, music,books, and corny jokes.
      holley4734 says:

      Thanks! Thanks for sharing your story. 🙂

  3. Are you sure you are not? A vampire that is, hahaha how do you know you are not…… I spy a rare love for steaks, rare steak.
    I tried dying my hair with red food colouring, it didn’t really work, but my pillow case suffered badly for it, should have washed my hair before napping (till morning)
    ~B

    1. holley4734 – “Just a small town girl – living in a lonely world.” Concert tickets are practically essential. Musicals are the key to life. I like movies, music,books, and corny jokes.
      holley4734 says:

      I haven’t had steak in quite awhile. I don’t think i’m a real vampire. 😉

      1. Irregardless (is that a word?) anyhoo irregardless of which you’d make a delightful vampire, charcoal grey lipstick and pigtails, Wednesday Addams all growed up lol
        Cheers 😉

      2. holley4734 – “Just a small town girl – living in a lonely world.” Concert tickets are practically essential. Musicals are the key to life. I like movies, music,books, and corny jokes.
        holley4734 says:

        Thank you so much! 🙂

    1. holley4734 – “Just a small town girl – living in a lonely world.” Concert tickets are practically essential. Musicals are the key to life. I like movies, music,books, and corny jokes.
      holley4734 says:

      Thanks! Much appreciated. Glad you like the funny 🙂

      1. holley4734 – “Just a small town girl – living in a lonely world.” Concert tickets are practically essential. Musicals are the key to life. I like movies, music,books, and corny jokes.
        holley4734 says:

        AWESOMESSAUCE!!! 🙂 🙂

      2. holley4734 – “Just a small town girl – living in a lonely world.” Concert tickets are practically essential. Musicals are the key to life. I like movies, music,books, and corny jokes.
        holley4734 says:

        Lol. I have an awesomesauce coffee mug. A bowl of awesomesauce. Is it like ice cream? I can live with that. 😉

      3. holley4734 – “Just a small town girl – living in a lonely world.” Concert tickets are practically essential. Musicals are the key to life. I like movies, music,books, and corny jokes.
        holley4734 says:

        🙂 It is pretty awesome!

  4. Lucy Mitchell – Still waiting for the Sleepless in Seattle film sequel. Romcom Author. Book Blogger. Mum of teens. Owned by a golden Labrador.
    blondeusk says:

    Brill!

    1. holley4734 – “Just a small town girl – living in a lonely world.” Concert tickets are practically essential. Musicals are the key to life. I like movies, music,books, and corny jokes.
      holley4734 says:

      Thanks! 🙂

    1. holley4734 – “Just a small town girl – living in a lonely world.” Concert tickets are practically essential. Musicals are the key to life. I like movies, music,books, and corny jokes.
      holley4734 says:

      Thanks! 🙂 i love it too!

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