Weekend Coffee Share: Zero Foxs Given. . .

If we were having coffee, I would tell you that

  • I should totally be sleeping right now. Someone didn’t take their melatonin today. That stuff works.
  • While at work, I think about weird things like challenging my boyfriend to a thumb wrestling contest. He would totally win but I would lose less than I would have a month ago. If I didn’t have a strong grip before, I do now. Thanks for that buffers.
  • My mom told someone that I spray paint cars. It sounds illegal. Thanks for the street cred mom.
  • On the plus side, I’m got more money than Kanye. hahahaha. I know, probably not in reality. Kanye is more of a jerk now that he’s poor. Who knew that was even possible?
  • My youngest let me dress her up for a photo shoot. Someday soon she won’t let me take pictures of her. So I have to do it before she runs screaming from the room when I get the camera out.
  • I would like to change the sign at work to say “Zero Fcks given.” Now it says something about zero and teamwork and something else positive.
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  • If I have flipped you off this week at around 7 a.m., I’m not sorry. Quit tailgating me jerk. I’m not a violent person but I would like to shoot your tires out. This is also why I don’t have a gun. Just looking out for your tires and personal well-being. You’re welcome.
  • If I flipped you off in the drop off lane at school, also not sorry. Quit parking in the driving lane . . . just quit.

How was your week? Hopefully, you’re sleeping well.

P.S. I just looked up the side effects of melatonin. Irritability. No kidding. . . . Imagine if I didn’t sleep. Oh wait. I don’t always. I’ve been up for almost 24 hours. . . .


13 responses to “Weekend Coffee Share: Zero Foxs Given. . .”

  1. Be careful with the melatonin. It’s safe for short-term use, but long-term, it can have some nasty side effects, says the lifelong insomniac.
    Also, that coffee cup is awesome.

    1. Thanks for the tip.
      I love the coffee mug sooo much! 🙂

  2. I should be sleeping but I am having a cup of coffee with a nip of whiskey and am watching How to get away with murder whilst checking my wordpress… if that is not multi-tasking I dont know what is lol
    If kanye gets money from Mark, I am totally also tweeting Mark like hey help a guy out.

    1. Definitely multi-tasking. Lol. Yesss…. I need money too!!! That’s what the job is for. I feel like he will sell fewer records. Album could be great but he’s been such an arrogant jerk . . .

      1. yeah read somewhere that he is the sorta person to sneeze and say,
        ‘Bless Me”
        “thank me”
        ” I am welcome”
        Darn right I laughed and laughed

      2. It’s funny. Only natural to laugh. Lol 😉

  3. People who park in the driving lane are the worst. They *need* their tires shot out (not that I’m encouraging such behavior… just agreeing with it). ^_^

    1. They are the worst! 😉

  4. That cup + Coffee + Whiskey + No sleep = the awesome.
    Believe me, you sound like me and my mizzus.
    Have you considered the madness of Coffee, Coca-cola and whiskey? Just a thought of horribleness/greatness.

    1. That would be crazy and awesome! 🙂

  5. Hope you get some rest soon!

    And I *need* that cup.

    1. It’s super awesome! 🙂 i also neeeeed it. 😉 Lol

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