If a restaurant were to name something after you, what would it be? Describe it. (Bonus points if you give us a recipe!)

It would be a milkshake. I make really good milkshakes. I can’t help it. Before I know what’s happening, I concoct delicious milkshakes. I don’t even need a bullet or a blender. Just give me a fork, milk, ice cream and maybe three other ingredients.
If the milkshake was made and named for me, it would have coconut, banana and chocolate. I feel like I should go make one right now, except that we are out of ice cream.