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I’m Stalking My Garden

My obsession this week has been my garden. It happens every time I was a show about Doomsday Preppers. I’ve probably planted too much. So this week in the garden, I have:

  • planted seeds
  • watched some seeds turn into sprouts
  • talked my kid and her boyfriend into digging up a large chunk of the outside garden.
  • taken pictures of the spouts
  • posted pictures on Instagram with a corny gardening joke. Jokes on me because I didn’t plant corn.