Stuff My Kid Says

My kid, Little Sister #2, asks questions or says something almost every day that either stump me or make me laugh. I’ve listed a few examples from this week. Obviously, my kid is curious about mortality lately. The school counselor said that it’s normal.

“What happens if you keep your eyes open?” I answered, “They’ll get dry.” Then she asked, “So will it make you die?”

“I’m going to play with them but first, I’m going to eat their ice cream.”

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“So you’re old and that’s dangerous because then you’ll die.” She meant that I’m old.

“Was Little Sister #1 in your belly when Darling Daughter was born?”

“Mommy, did you notice that the trees are dying because the leaves are falling?”

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“Just a small town girl – living in a lonely world.” Concert tickets are practically essential. Musicals are the key to life. I like movies, music,books, and corny jokes.

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