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While I appreciate all of the sexy messages that you send me on Instagram, I just cannot reciprocate the sexy messages.
It could be that you’re just sending me spam and you have no idea what I look like. That’s cool. I mean, spam isn’t cool but it’s what you do I guess.
You’re probably a really lovely person. Of course, you could be a 70 year old man with computer skills. Someone out there thinks that computer skills are sexy, right?
When you send me messages, I do smile. Then I feel a little bit guilty. Maybe I’ve led you on somehow. I smile too much. My eyes are too alluring.
The time has come to tell you the truth. I just don’t feel right leading you on any longer. Maybe after I tell you, you could stop sending me sexy spam messages. It would be a waste of your time and energy.
The truth is that I like men. I just can’t help it. It’s who I am.
P.S. My mom reads this blog. Please, don’t make me call out your sexy messages again. Thanks!
I hope you don’t have a twitter account, it’s way worse there. 🙂
I do get some spam there. Not as much as I used to. And no one hits one me over there. Not sure why. 🙂
I do get some spam there. Not as much as I used to. And no one hits one me over there. Not sure why. 🙂
Online Dating just followed me on Twitter. Maybe I spoke too soon. lol