My Neighbor Suspects that I’m a Vampire


A few days ago, I was trying on this super dark lipstick. It’s basically charcoal grey. My teenager should be “borrowing” it any day now.

It gives me the total vampire/Wednesday Addams look. This the season. Halloween is soon and I cannot wait obviously.

Of course, this is the day that my neighbor decides to stop by for introductions.

Did I mention the larger than life pigtails? My hair is growing and so the pigtails are expanding.

My appearance probably took him by surprise. Who expects a 40 something Wednesday Addams and possible vampire to answer the door?

Neighbors don’t usually bring cookies for their vampire neighbors. They usually bring holy water, stakes (not steaks though) and the rest of the Welcome Wagon (aka a mob).

The cookies were excellent! We’re definitely going to their house for trick or treat.

. . . For the candy.

. . . . Not to suck their blood.

That would be rude.


  1. LOL, love it! Sounds like my family. Last year I used “temporary” orange hair dye for Halloween and did jack-O-lantern face make up. Having white hair, the dye stained my hair orange and it took almost until xmas before it finally came out. Needless to say the neighbors were able to confirm their suspicions that I am a bit of a nut case. πŸ˜€

    1. That is funny! πŸ™‚ My mom used something greasy like vaseline so she could have hair like Elvis for Halloween. It takes awhile for that to come out. But on the plus side, she had super shiny hair

      1. Oh that’s good! I let my hair grow one year and went as Beetlejuice. My daughter came up with some homemade glue/mousse that had my hair spiked so badly I just shaved my head. πŸ™‚

  2. Are you sure you are not? A vampire that is, hahaha how do you know you are not…… I spy a rare love for steaks, rare steak.
    I tried dying my hair with red food colouring, it didn’t really work, but my pillow case suffered badly for it, should have washed my hair before napping (till morning)

      1. Irregardless (is that a word?) anyhoo irregardless of which you’d make a delightful vampire, charcoal grey lipstick and pigtails, Wednesday Addams all growed up lol
        Cheers πŸ˜‰

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