If you had to live forever as either a child, an adolescent, or an adult, which would you choose — and why?
Does this mean I’m a vampire? If not, could I be a vampire anyway? Please and thank you.
I could live for eternity as a 25 year old vampire.
25 was a good age. Not too young. Not too old. I wasn’t too skinny or too fat.
When you’re 25, you can date older people. I’m reminded of that one guy that said he wouldn’t date me unless I was 25. I think his point was that 21 year old chicks were drunk all the time. I don’t remember – I was 21 and kind of drunk.
Older guys weren’t my thing anyway. People change. Older could be my thing if I’m a vampire. When I say older I mean like 45 or 50ish.
Someday, I might meet a really distinguished looking older vampire, who looks 40 but he’s really 140.
I am picturing Benicio Del Toro as my future vampire husband. He could totally be a handsome vampire. Mr. and Mrs. Benicio Del Toro for all of eternity. It sounds lovely, doesn’t it? Is it creepy to write it on my notebook? What about the 10 to 20 pictures that I have of him saved on Pinterest?
No one would even notice that we’re vampires. We both have that constantly sleepy look. Plus, we’re rocking the grey with black undertones hairstyle.
My one request is that I don’t have to listen to music that was popular when I was actually 25. If you insist, I will party like it’s 1999 . . . again.