. . . who is a grammar nazi. Kind of girl. Sorry, I can’t help it.
. . . who loves “Orange is the New Black,” even though it’s always inappropriate. Seriously, I love this show. Yoga Jones is my favorite.
. . . who waits until my glasses are totally busted before considering an eye appointment . . . and then waiting another two years to make an appointment.
. . . who laughs at the wrong times sometimes. Like Mary Tyler Moore at the clown funeral. Come on, how could she not laugh?
. . . who exaggerates about a million times a day. But really only like five times.
. . . who will forget to eat because I’m in the middle of a blog post or two.
. . . who knows it’s ok to like pink and black. They can co-exist.
. . . who makes pretty good peanut butter, honey and banana sandwiches.
. . . who is not grossed out by much. But please don’t drool on my feet. It’s gross
. . . who lost her phone is the snow. Whyyyyyy!!!??? I keep reaching for it to text people or set the alarm. It’s just gone.
. . . who will be getting a new phone today weather permitting. Maybe pink and black?