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So there was a new piercer, Dante, at the local tattoo shop. Apparently, Dante was a timid piercer. Who knew there was such a thing? To be a piercer at a tattoo shop, you have to get pretty comfortable with being in someone’s personal space. They are paying you money to be in their space to get a piercing.
Anyway . . so the boss knows that one of their more eccentric customers, Desdemona, is coming in for a piercing. Of course, the boss tells Desdemona to mess with Dante a little bit since it’s his first day.
Desdemona happily agrees because she loves messing with people.
Did I mention that she was getting her private areas pierced? Yes, she sure was.
So Dante meets Desdemona for their session. She promptly tells him that if he messes up she is going to go out to the car and get her bat and go to town on his behind.
They continue with the piercing session. At some point, Desdemona traps Dante with her thighs of steel. There were some jokes about momma taking good care of him and so on.
I’m not sure when Dante started sweating. They said by the time he was finished with piercing Desdemona that he was a sweaty, nervous wreck.
However, he made it through the first day and hasn’t quit yet.