#BeReal: Adventures at Lowes

Hasty Words (https://hastywords.wordpress.com/)  has inspired me to post a picture of what I realllllly look like. So here are some pictures of me shopping at Lowes and looking absolutely crazy.

I looked so good the other day. Then this trip to the store happened. I feel so out of place here with all of the appliances and tools. I rarely venture beyond the home organizing section and the paint section. There aren’t any shoes here, are there? I wonder if they have rain boots.

Anyway, I think I hate it here. But I think I should make friends with the worker bees. They know how to work sanders and I don’t. They have knowledge that I want to have.

I have stalked this vacuum so I know that it’s on sale. So here I am defending my territory.

image

No wonder no one wanted to wait on me or fight me for the last vacuum.  I could probably turn them to stone with my Medusa-like hair and red eyes. My eyes are really greenish but who is going to notice?

image

Still waiting. It’s been more than ten minutes since I’ve seen a worker bee. Oh wait. There might be one over there!!

image

No. Foiled again. I’m ready for a nap.

image

Yay! Finally an angel of mercy has come to rescue me!! I mean . . . the manager came over to assist me with my purchase. He has saved me from making myself look like a jerk by rolling the vacuum up and down the aisle.Seriously, I was moments away from doing just that very thing.

I tweeted about it and Lowes Customer Care noticed. They said he gets a present for being real. Plus a gold star on his record. It’s totally going in his personnel file.

Twitter   Notifications

Published by holley4734

I could be the worst cook in America. My boyfriend tells his friends about my cooking disasters. I'm glad someone is amused. I like movies, music, comic books and corny jokes.

2 thoughts on “#BeReal: Adventures at Lowes

Leave a Reply

Please log in using one of these methods to post your comment:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.

Guitar Mafia

All About Guitars

For Book Lovers and Random People

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. Oscar Wilde

Trans Ottawa

News, Views & Reviews from Transgender Ottawa

Peachy Books

Forthright and Fruitful

chasing destino

#freemomhugs

The Aphantasia Bookworm

A Literary Love Letter : Book Reviews

elancharan gunasekaran

a repository of experimental haiku & poetry

Triangle Writes...

Poetry/Poems, Photography, Travels, Musings, Quotes, Challenges, Awards, Reblogs, Uncategorized

Wild Like the Flowers

Rhymes and Reasons

Fashoonia

Get the best outfit of your life.

TheKop Curva CrossOver

All Things Milan & Liverpool

_ The Book in Hand _

Reading my way through a thousand worlds...

Mollie Writes

Freelance Writer

RUN WRIGHT

Eat Right, Live Right, RUN WRIGHT!

Twisted in Pages

Book reviews and book talk

Forgotten Corners

A horror book blog run by a spooky librarian.

AvalinahsBooks

Book blog and book love

%d bloggers like this: