My Boobs Hurt: Breast Cancer Awareness

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It could be nothing. It could be some hormonal thing. Maybe a glandular problem?
Luckily, I have a boyfriend that likes to touch my boobs. He said the boob feels unbooblike. He also wanted to clarify that he is not a doctor.
The doctor has been called. I also had to call my mom because I could not remember his name. It was kind of awkward to say, “Hi Mom, What’s my gynocologists name?”
So I’m over here just trying to schedule a mammogram and watching a Bob Marley documentary in between calls from my mom. Is that weird?
FYI: Did you know that you might not need a doctor’s order to get a screening mammogram? My mom knows all of this info.

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holley4734

I could be the worst cook in America. My boyfriend tells his friends about my cooking disasters. I'm glad someone is amused. I like movies, music, comic books and corny jokes.

11 thoughts on “My Boobs Hurt: Breast Cancer Awareness

      1. My grandma had breast cancer also. So I should’ve had regular mammograms. I had one when I was 30. We should get our nails done or something.

      2. There are two schools of thoughts on mammos: some believe they actually damage breast tissue, but others say they save lives, which I believe to be true also. Sounds fun.

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