If you won the lottery: #blogtober16 

What would you do if you won the lottery?

 

I would hire an Uber driver on a permanent basis. Driving makes me anxious, especially after hitting a deer in June. My boss will probably ask me soon why I’m late or almost late on a regular basis. I’ll just have to tell her the truth:  I drive super slow because I’m paranoid about hitting another deer.

It is not a conversation that I want to have because my boss is not compassionate. She does not care about anyone’s phobia or paranoia. She wants people to be on time to work . Also, she loves it when people work at work. Period.

My Uber driver would then drive me everywhere, except work. I can imagine all of the fun we could have on road trips and going to concerts. It could be awesome. My boyfriend doesn’t think so. He thinks I would end up locked in a basement somewhere. Let’s hope for the best and prepare for the worst. Where did I put that Kubotan anyway?

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About holley4734

I could be the worst cook in America. My boyfriend tells his friends about my cooking disasters. I'm glad someone is amused. I like movies, music, comic books and corny jokes. View all posts by holley4734

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