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Tag Archives: #somethingist
Somethingist: lucky
Somethingist: overdone
The laughing, not adulting, the eyeliner and peekaboo. All terribly overdone. One of us had a timeout. The rest of the night was a drag.
Somethingist: invisible
Can you see me? The light is so pretty and blinding and shiny.
Somethingist: terrifying
The roller coast. Terrifying.
Somethingist: near
Somethingist: obvious
Somethingist: celebratory
You say it’s my birthday. Me and Connie Chung, Robert Plant, Al Roker. Also, Dimebag Darrell and Isaac Hayes had the same birthday.
Somethingist: secret
Somethingist: surprise
I should watch the weather channel or something.
