Guests: Daily Post

Mushroom burger Made by Boyfriend

Mushroom burger Made by Boyfriend

You walk into your home to find a couple you donโ€™t know sitting in your living room, eating a slice of cake. Tell us what happens next.

I asked the strangers if they would like some coffee to go with their cake. They seem agreeable to that idea. So I made coffee and brought it to my surprise guests. Then I ask, “Who are you?”
The woman answers, “We are from Miss Fifi Buffet’s Cooking School.There have been several applications made on your behalf for the the most terrible cook in America.”
“So why are you here exactly?” I asked.
“Since there were so many requests to teach you to cook, the school board has decided to take on your case as a special project. If you agree, we can start tomorrow morning.”

I agreed. The improvement has yet to be seen.


About holley4734

I could be the worst cook in America. My boyfriend tells his friends about my cooking disasters. I'm glad someone is amused. I like movies, music, comic books and corny jokes. View all posts by holley4734

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