What’s the first line of the last song you listened to (on the radio, on your music player, or anywhere else)? Use it as the first sentence of your post.
Bartender I really did it this time . . .
I crawled across the picnic table and almost knocked over the chick that was sitting there. She was just trying to enjoy the show. I have a feeling that I ruined it for her when I sat on her shoulder. She was kind enough to give me a shove in the right direction. So that’s how I ended up here on the floor. I’m afraid that I also lost my beer somewhere along the way. Can you give me a ride home?