After years of unhappiness, you’ve finally had enough and have decided to quit—but
we’re not talking about your job. Write a letter of resignation to someone other than your
employer—your school, your family, your favorite sports team, etc.
Dear Pop aka Soda,
How many times have I told people that you have no nutritional value? Sure, you are sweet, charming and have lovely packaging. Some have said that Ted Bundy had those qualities also.
On that note, I’m afraid it’s time for us to part ways. I’m not getting any healthier with you in the refrigerator looking so shiny.
Thanks for understanding.