Another Day of Not Ruling the World

This is a real world domination meeting. It's a real thing. muahahaha!
This is a real world domination meeting. It’s a real thing. muahahaha!

My boyfriend told me about a meeting he has to attend today. He wanted me to guess. Just as a fluke, I said, “Here.” He said it was here. I thought maybe he was joking. Or I was still in a migraine fog. Or I was drunk and didn’t know it. Maybe he was drunk and I didn’t know it.

I joked that we could hold the meeting in our bedroom like Yoko Ono and John Lennon. We could wear white pajamas. He didn’t go for it. Too bad. It could’ve been beautiful.

I asked him again today. The meeting is really at my house. I won’t be here and yet I’m freaking out. People are going to be at my house.He is still not into the white pajama party idea.

He told me an hour ago that people would be here any minute. I might have freaked out some more. He was joking. Oh, that man and his jokes.

I’ve been helping to clean the house. Really, it’s just a ploy so I can ensure that I don’t leave my plans for world domination laying around.

โ€œJust a small town girl โ€“ living in a lonely world.โ€ Concert tickets are practically essential. Musicals are the key to life. I like movies, music,books, and corny jokes.


  1. I used to contemplate campaigning for the office of Benevolent Dictator and even had a slogan. “Just CHUCK it.–vote for me once, and you’ll never need to vote again.” I was this close (holds thumb and pinky an inch apart), too, but the minions and the lackeys kept fighting with each other and it all turned into a big mess, so I went out for a sandwich instead. Maybe you’ll have an opening in your regime? I’ve got a knack for oppression.

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