#weekendcoffeeshare: we’ve got cat jokes

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If we were having coffee, I would tell you

• I’m still working. Sleep. Work. I feel like the Dunkin Donuts guy. Except that I do things like paint my nails and feed the kids. All while half asleep.
• I need to go buy an apron for work. Plus, some fabric paint so I can write Rage Against the Machine on it. Or “I am Machine. I never sleep.” It’s a toss up.
• I’ve been working on a band interview. Since I woke up at 2 a.m., I might finish it today.
• My mom’s cat meows all of the time. I woke it up from a nap at 4 a.m. No regrets. He was interuppting “Magic Mike:XXL.” Bad kitty.
• My kids have been saying, “You’ve cat to be kidding me right meow.”
• Lucas and I watched “Straight Outta Compton.” We do not want to do business with Suge Knight. What is wrong with people? Why did people want him to be their partner?
•  We realized he was 13 in 1993. I was 18. He was jailbait back then. I dodged a bullet because we didn’t know each other.
• The rest of the day will be spent listening to meowing and cat jokes.</li
  

•  What are you doing?