Dear Time Warner Cable

Dear Time Warner Cable Drivers,

If you didn’t know who flipped you off the other day, it was me. I did it – twice. My only regret is that I didn’t have more fingers to flip you off with.

Here are my reasons for being disgusted with you. 

1. Was it really necessary to pull out in front of me? You should really be more careful with that. No one can promise that they can slam on their brakes in time. Next time, you might not be so lucky.

2. After pulling out in front of me, did you already know you were only going 50 feet? Seriously!? You couldn’t wait until I passed? There wasn’t anyone behind me. 

3. I had somewhere to be too. You weren’t the only ones in a hurry.

Just so you know, I would do it again just like Joan Rivers. I hope that it doesn’t resort to that. Maybe you can stop driving like a@@holes. Thanks!


“Just a small town girl – living in a lonely world.” Concert tickets are practically essential. Musicals are the key to life. I like movies, music,books, and corny jokes.


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