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Weekend Coffee Share: there’s paint in my mohawk 

So this weekend, I looked at Pinterest. I found coffee related things to fuel a million DIY projects. 

I decided that I needed to have beautiful kitchen cabinets. They look like this . . .

I knew right away that I was in over my head. After a few trips to the store, paint in my mohawk and kitchen in a chaotic state, the cabinets look like this . . . .

The lady at the Dollar Store has faith in me. 

WeekendCoffeeShare: I forgot to buy coffee

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If we were having coffee, we would not be having coffee. Someone keeps forgetting to buy it. (Me) Someone bought raspberry ice tea and bottled water. (Also me)

There have been a few soccer games and practices. Soccer moms and dads can be intense and obnoxious.
I’m a officially soccer mom now. Not so intense. Maybe a little obnoxious.

Last week, we went to free comic book day. It was pretty awesome.

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Someone needs to go back to the store and buy coffee. (Any volunteers?)

#weekendcoffeeshare: we’ve got cat jokes

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If we were having coffee, I would tell you

  • I’m still working. Sleep. Work. I feel like the Dunkin Donuts guy. Except that I do things like paint my nails and feed the kids. All while half asleep.
  • I need to go buy an apron for work. Plus, some fabric paint so I can write Rage Against the Machine on it. Or “I am Machine. I never sleep.” It’s a toss up.
  • I’ve been working on a band interview. Since I woke up at 2 a.m., I might finish it today.
  • My mom’s cat meows all of the time. I woke it up from a nap at 4 a.m. No regrets. He was interuppting “Magic Mike:XXL.” Bad kitty.
  • My kids have been saying, “You’ve cat to be kidding me right meow.”
  • Lucas and I watched “Straight Outta Compton.” We do not want to do business with Suge Knight. What is wrong with people? Why did people want him to be their partner?
  •  We realized he was 13 in 1993. I was 18. He was jailbait back then. I dodged a bullet because we didn’t know each other.
  • The rest of the day will be spent listening to meowing and cat jokes.</li
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  •  What are you doing?

Weekend Coffee Share: Zero Foxs Given. . .

If we were having coffee, I would tell you that

  • I should totally be sleeping right now. Someone didn’t take their melatonin today. That stuff works.
  • While at work, I think about weird things like challenging my boyfriend to a thumb wrestling contest. He would totally win but I would lose less than I would have a month ago. If I didn’t have a strong grip before, I do now. Thanks for that buffers.
  • My mom told someone that I spray paint cars. It sounds illegal. Thanks for the street cred mom.
  • On the plus side, I’m got more money than Kanye. hahahaha. I know, probably not in reality. Kanye is more of a jerk now that he’s poor. Who knew that was even possible?
  • My youngest let me dress her up for a photo shoot. Someday soon she won’t let me take pictures of her. So I have to do it before she runs screaming from the room when I get the camera out.
  • I would like to change the sign at work to say “Zero Fcks given.” Now it says something about zero and teamwork and something else positive.
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  • If I have flipped you off this week at around 7 a.m., I’m not sorry. Quit tailgating me jerk. I’m not a violent person but I would like to shoot your tires out. This is also why I don’t have a gun. Just looking out for your tires and personal well-being. You’re welcome.
  • If I flipped you off in the drop off lane at school, also not sorry. Quit parking in the driving lane . . . just quit.

How was your week? Hopefully, you’re sleeping well.

P.S. I just looked up the side effects of melatonin. Irritability. No kidding. . . . Imagine if I didn’t sleep. Oh wait. I don’t always. I’ve been up for almost 24 hours. . . .

 

#WeekendCoffeeShare: Rum & French Toast

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If we were having coffee, I would tell you . . .
– It’s the 7th anniversary with the boyfriend. He bought me some rum. I bought him bacon. It’s probably why we have made it this long.
-The pipes froze. Again.
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This is what it looked like at sunrise today.
– I’m still working midnights. I will probably never love my job. It’s a means to an end.
– I may have farted in someone’s general direction. She has really bad body odor and attention-seeking behavior. There could be a connection. Anyway, I did not feel bad about the gas. I’m just trying to survive the body odor and the fact that i have to wear an ugly apron and safety goggles.
-If the pipes don’t unfreeze, I will also have an issue with body odor. Not to mention the gas issue.
-I bought some Dunkin Donuts coffee creamer. Caramel. Mmmm. Hoping it’s good.
-My mom is back from vacation. There will be a trip to see her soon.
-What are you doing!?

 

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Weekend Coffee Share: What day is it?

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If we were having coffee, I would tell you . . .

– That I have not been 100% sure of the actual day is for two weeks or so.
– This week, I’ve been waking up in a panic because I think that I’m supposed to be somewhere or there are spoilers on my dresser for me to fix. Then I realize that it’s a Nintendo system and not a car part.
– I was awake at 3 am today – I think- so I transcribed an interview by hand. It’s easier than typing on a tablet. Crazy, I know.
– Still obsessing about “Hannibal.” There is a saw at work that sounds like the elk in “Hannibal.” I am looking for a new obsession.
– I can do most things left and right handed. Except scrape ice off windows. It’s more of a short person problem. Also, I don’t golf left-handed. I already have a set of clubs that I don’t use. I don’t have room for two sets.
– My brother is getting married to his super cute boyfriend. I have been invited to the engagement party.
– For a second, I thought everyone on earth will get married before me. My second thought was “Suckers.” Then I laughed myself to sleep.
– Hopefully, you are all doing well and getting enough sleep.

#WeekendCoffeeShare: It Puts the Coffee in the Mug

 

 

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If we were having coffee, I would tell you

  • that I’ve been watching the show, “Hannibal.”
  • I wake up in the morning and watch it. I fall asleep watching it at night.
  • It could be because of this guy.
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  • I want him to be my friend but I don’t want him to make me into coffee.
  • We are also not psychopaths or sociopaths. I googled it. I have also profiled most of my friends and hardly any of them are psychopaths.
  • Lucas and I have been making lots of jokes about putting the lotion in the basket. We really do have a lotion basket. Good times.
  • Since last week, I’ve been working 3rd shift at a factory. There’s a virgin tank there. I don’t know what it’s for but I really, really want to take a picture of it. I’m positive that I’m not a worthy candidate for the virgin tank sacrifice.
  • However, photography is probably against the rules so I’ll wait a month or so.
  • Other than that, I’ve spent a lot of time sleeping and looking for my keys. Apparently, the percentage of misplacing my keys has increased by 110% since the shift change.
  • Coffee has been a lifesaver, except now I drink it at 8 p.m. instead of 8 a.m.
  • How have you guys been? I haven’t been around much but hopefully that will change.

 

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